July 9, 2025: The Golf Hazard

Public Service Announcement:

I learned today that researchers have discovered something odd. The worse you play golf, the higher your odds of a tick-borne disease.

What? The link seems random, but the logic checks out.

Bad golfers lose more balls. More lost balls means trampling through thick grass and wooded patches.

Tick headquarters.

So if your drives regularly vanish into the wilderness, maybe stick to the driving range. Or accept defeat and abandon your precious Pro V1s.

The real lesson: Improve your swing, lower your Lyme risk.

This has been a Public Service Announcement.