May 7, 2025: The Poop Post

This post proves I’m full of you-know-what.

So if you don’t appreciate juvenile, middle-school-level humor, just scroll on by. No judgment.

My freshman college roommate, Kedar, had a gift for comedy. This guy could easily connect with people, so we clicked right away and laughed a lot.

One of my favorite memories? His bathroom routine. I know, sounds weird… stay with me.

Kedar never snuck off quietly. When nature called, he announced it to the entire suite, especially if the occasion promised to be an extended engagement.

Then came the soundtrack, blasted on speakers, with his go-to restroom anthem: Robert Plant’s “Big Log.”

Yep.

That toilet flashback resurfaced this week when I stumbled across an article titled, “What’s Your Poop Personality?” Apparently, there are types.

Some fall into the Temporal Poopers camp. Highly predictable, clockwork-like in their timing, often responding to internal rhythms or meal cues.

Others are Locational Poopers. These folks simply cannot go unless they’re in a specific place, usually the safety and familiarity of home. This can stem from anxiety or fear of germs.

So… which one are you?

If you need a second, play “Big Log” while you think.