August 15, 2025: The Breast Ice Cream

Why?

Some things leave me baffled, such as the Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot, or how socks vanish in the dryer.

But here’s another one I recently read about: a new ice cream hitting the market that tastes like… wait for it… breast milk.

Huh? While not made of the real thing, this frozen dessert mimics it.

Breast Milk Ice Cream is “sweet, a little salty, smooth, with hints of honey and sprinkles of colostrum, and features a distinct… yellow tinge.”

Uh, nope. Hard pass. I haven’t had this flavor since I wore Pampers, and that’s good enough for me.

What’s next for sweet treats? “Wet Dog Delight” or “Gas Station Sushi”?

Thanks, but I’ll stick with the cookie dough.